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Where is my son, Tongiro?


My name is Prince Dunbar Massile, a leading figure in the government of the small principality of Murofognir. It is located deep in the heart of the continent of Antartica. I have posted in another topic here, and thought I would better explain myself.

I am searching for my son, who I believe you have all met. His name is Tongiro Massile (NOT Tonsils Massive)! Though I do not agree with the sins of what is found on the internet these days, I allow my son to participate in this fancy electronic medium. BUT, with limits. Believe me, I am vastly unhappy that he spends a great deal of time here when he should be doing his impotent work for my government. He has been derelict in his duties because of his flirtations here.

If you see him, please tell him that his father, Dunbar, is looking for him. His mother Bongoto and his 27 other siblings all are concerned about Tongiro's latest obsession here. His English is very poor and his will is extraordinarily weak. His family is concerned that he may marry one of your female Ringopeeple or Moondoggers. We fear that any such in-breeding may destroy our home in Murofognir, Antartica.

And of course, we cannot have that where our home is. It is too cold here to raise mutations.

To my son, Tongiro, if you see this, please phone home. We need to discuss how you balance your time on the Internet versus the impotence of our government. And we must discuss your fixation with the female race!

Well, this is all I have to write...Thank you my friendly Ringopeeples and Moondoggers; I end this post now.

Yours in Admiration and Intrepidation,
Prince Dunbar Massile
 
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Re: Where is my son, Tongiro?


 emoticon Murofognir is Ringoforum spelled backwards.
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Good catch Doc....Apparently another coincidence in the folklore that is the Massile family.
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Halloooooo Dady!!!!!!

I AM HEAR!!!!!!!

And hafing lots of funn! Thak you for finding me!!!
I was lost for a while but now I be found!! I so
happie!

You like ringoppepers and moondoggers too? It very
more funner place hear than their.

Hope you and muther Bongoto is doing well in Murofognir.
I will keepie in touch. Goverment hear not allow my use
of teleephone so I not call four now. Also my email shes
a no work.

by by by by goodby thats all by by

Youre 21st chile, Tong

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I'm so tired, I haven't slept a wink. I'm so tired,
my mind is on the blink. I wonder should I get up
and fix myself a drink. No no no!
:ha::ha::ha:
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ROFLOL

The Massile family seems to have lost one child during exchanges between father and son.
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 :ha: :ha: :ha:

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quote:

Flowerchild wrote:

ROFLOL

The Massile family seems to have lost one child during exchanges between father and son.



I suppose when you have 28 children, and only 27 are at home with "Muther" in Murofognir, then it's easy to lose count. Anyway, I pity poor Dunbar; it sounds as if his son Tonsils is truly lost in our crowd.

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Actually it was told during IM that there were 29 children, so one appears to be missing.
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At least the prince didn't ask us to put money in an account
 :ha: :ha: :ha:

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Actually it was told during IM that there were 29 children, so one appears to be missing.



When you have that many kids, you probably hope a couple will go missing. Why Prince Dunbar wants Tonsils back though is well beyond imagination.

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