Steve A
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An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas
and says, "Seven Points."
His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?"
The old man replied, "It's fart football."
A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says "Touchdown, tie score."
After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, "Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7."
Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, "Touchdown, tie score."
Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, "Field goal, I lead 17 to 14."
Now the pressure is on the old man. He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard. Since defeat is totally unacceptable,he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally poops in the bed.
The wife says, "What the hell was that?"
The old man says, "Half time, switch sides."
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1/10/2007, 9:54 pm
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that's pretty funny
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dude walking on the beach finds a jeweled lamp half buried in the sand.
He grabs it and just for fun he rubs it and WHAM a big, ugly lezbo geenie pops out.
" okay fool, you got yourself 3 wishes...but everything you wish for your ex wife gets twice that."
The dude wishes for a new Hummer. The genie grants his wish but says, 'now your ex wife gets 2 Hummers.
'No problem," the guy says.
I have one and that's enough for me.'
He then wishes for the Hummer to be filled with million dollar bills. The wish is granted.
'Don't forget,' the geenie says, 'you're ex wife has both her Hummers filled with million dollar bills...now what's your last wish stupid ?'
The dude thinks for a second and then says,
' Beat me half to death.'
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1/10/2007, 10:17 pm
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HAR!
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1/11/2007, 10:18 pm
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Didn't read the jokes but they can't be any funnier than VW's "Marshalls Shorts" comment on 'Twisters New Year' topic!
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quote: Ratmannnn wrote:
Didn't read the jokes but they can't be any funnier than VW's "Marshalls Shorts" comment on 'Twisters New Year' topic!
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Lowell Mason Fer Prez!
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quote: Steve A wrote:
quote: Ratmannnn wrote:
Didn't read the jokes but they can't be any funnier than VW's "Marshalls Shorts" comment on 'Twisters New Year' topic!
let's try it with MiniMe in charge this time.
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2 elephants are in a bathtub.
One says to the other,
"hey, pass the soap."
The other says,
" what do I look like, a radio ?"
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