hotcorey69
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HotCorey's evil date from hell.
Well today I had the worst date EVER. A couple weeks ago I met a girl over the internet (big mistake). The first night we went out was awsome, you couldent ask for a better time. The second date was all wrong. She just came over to my house and we talked. I found out that she is really, I mean really crazy. Her mom wants to have her committed crazy. So after that night I figured I would never talk or see her again and that would be it. Well she text messaged me and we talked on the phone for a couple days and we decieded that we would go boweling tonight.
So I meet her up there (after deciding I would give her a second chance) and we get to boweling and her phone starts ringing off the hook. Im doing really good on the game and shes not. On the phone earlier she told me how she is a pro boweler and has all these custome balls won so many tournaments and stuff. So she starts to get real fustrated and all upset cause Im winning. She turns red and wont say a word to me. Then when we leave she tells me that one of her ex's was there and she wanted to impress him.
We decide to go to Applebees and get something to eat. I get there before she does, and when she comes walking up she is on the phone. She gets off and says that she invited one of her good guy friends to come eat with us. We get in, sit down, order, and a short time her friend arrives. I was watching the door and I knew it was him when he walked in. You couldent have asked for a better piece of trailor trash. Im suprised they let him in. He came over, shook my hand (ewww) gave her a hug, and sat down. At this point the whole night she hasent said but just a handful of words to me all night. But when he came in, she couldent shut up. They talked about EVERYTHING. for about an hour and a half. I sat there like a fifth wheel while she enjoyed his company.
All night I have been laying down my funnest jokes that would make Drew Carey laugh, and I get no reaction out of her. But Gonzo the trailor trash idiot says the dumbest thing, and she on the floor laughing. Well thats about it. This time I wont give anymore chances. Shes gone.
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4/21/2007, 1:14 am
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Re: HotCorey's evil date from hell.
did you write this after you went home and spanked the monkey ?
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4/21/2007, 1:43 am
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Re: HotCorey's evil date from hell.
Corey is classier than that. He beats the Bishop!
Dang Hot Corey, what can I say? We both know how the women do. The Bride always did and still does think every joke I tell is stupid as heckfire. But let some other feller tell the same joke and she laughs for Weeks and tells it over and over.
I knew from the stories you told about this new gal that she was a 'Play Misty For Me' type. Telling you how many cars she has ruined in jealous rages. Take a tip from Twister and get you a nice Country gal blow up doll. One tghat taste like biscuits and honey. Or do like me and alot of fellers and get you a good dog. Not for Lovin up (unless you are into those kind of things) but to give you the no strings unconditional Love and companionship we desire. No drama, no screaming, no questions. And the reaction you get from your dog when you come in the door no woman would ever do!
Right now I am up at about 5am (you just went to bed I bet) and Molly the Greyhound is here beside me and keeps coming up to be rubbed and try to kiss me. Think the Bride ever did that?
Last edited by Big Johnson, 4/21/2007, 6:52 am
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4/21/2007, 6:52 am
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Re: HotCorey's evil date from hell.
I violated that Ho once, then she cut me!
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4/21/2007, 7:12 am
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Steve A
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Dang Hot, that sounds awful...she sounds like a Mimi type.
Me, Me, Me.....
so it doesn't matter who she is with-its all about her
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4/21/2007, 8:00 am
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good morning ratty..
Hot corey...bad move dude
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4/21/2007, 9:23 am
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Re: HotCorey's evil date from hell.
Good Morning 'Our Poil'. I'm offt to get a haircut, you proud of me? I am going to take the Brats feller to take photo's of My Barber of 30 years and me. Mayhaps you'll get to see them soon!
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4/21/2007, 9:27 am
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Re: HotCorey's evil date from hell.
a fifth wheel is good if you get a flat.... :oyeah:
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4/21/2007, 10:32 pm
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hotcorey69
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Dang females, get me a puppy.
:wow:
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4/23/2007, 3:17 am
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To get classy women you need to pump iron.
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