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a story of myself and the Ratmann in Wal-Mart for your enjoyment....


It was maybe 2 years ago we were in Wal-Mart. Sometimes when the Rat sees something he likes(such as candy or food of some sort) he gets excited. This particular time he could not hold in his excitement and picked up a bag of m&m's while making a funny face sticking his tongue out and eyes open wide, and making a weird laughing noise and he began shaking the bag. I began to casually walk away when I got enough feet away to seperate myself from him when all of a sudden the laughing noise stopped and the sounds of m&m's being scattered across the floor of Wal-Mart filled my ears. What was it you ask(as if you can't tell yet)??? The bag of M&M's busted and he had this really scared oh crap look on his face as he helplessly looked around what to do. I figured I would keep my distance seeing as a Wal-Mart representative showed to assist the Rat. Anyhow, long story short, they had to clean them up and I sat and laughed at him and haven't forgot about it since. If anyone is interested in any other stories of the Rat please do request, I am sure I have more if I think. (the name John Kelly and the picture of someone taking a crap comes to mind.................)
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Oh, and yes, Ratmann does go in Wal-Mart frequently, don't let him tell you otherwise. Side note: he has also been seen drinking bottled water, wearing a ball cap, AND talking a cell phone.
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Re: a story of myself and the Ratmann in Wal-Mart for your enjoyment....


 Your out of the will. The Pickled Ted Bundy Turdd goes to Corey now!

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your stories only show that you are obsessed with the man that is rat tucker....
you need to climb your skinny little ass up on his roof and tell me a story of what the chimney looks like....thats a long way to travel just 4 cigarettes...

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Hey not but to many days ago the RAt told me this story firs hasnd. It was funnier when he told it. Glad it was not in the toy department this year around X-mas or it woulda been a hotCorey cleaning it up. Not like it was any-better cleaning up after the kids who's parents left them there to be picked up when shopping was done.

Yes do tell what is this about a John Kelly taking a dump on the lawn, and Phill taking a dump on Frankford?
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quote:

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your stories only show that you are obsessed with the man that is rat tucker....
you need to climb your skinny little ass up on his roof and tell me a story of what the chimney looks like....thats a long way to travel just 4 cigarettes...


Well I got the impression seeing the only time people post is when he dissapears that you all dig him, so I thought I would share a story. Maybe we should ask robbie why he is scared to light a fire in the fire place. I will look at the chimney, I am not sure what I am looking for, and will the roof collapse on me?

Hotcorey, I will wait until RAT post permission to tell the John Kelly one.
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 Post away you FSU water boy fag!

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One day my brother's friend John came over and he is a crazy one. So he was going to the bathroom(#2) and left the door open to be funny, so one of us got the idea for someone to get a picture with him and Rat was the nominated(volunteer). I took a few pictures and RAT was so happy looking in the pictures, but sadly the pictures somehow got deleted(as his story will tell for the FSU cheerleaders/waterboy/etc.). So since then he has not let down that it was deleted, but then one day we had a second opportunity to do it again, and we did, and that picture got deleted. So RAT still talks about it anytime pictures are taken. Then there was this time this John character took a crap in a box in our front yard in broad daylight, and it hid in the bushes for about 2 months. Now wasn't that just an amazing story emoticon emoticon emoticon :wow:
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Re: a story of myself and the Ratmann in Wal-Mart for your enjoyment....


Now Ratty..aren't you glad that you invited your friends here...
Please tell more stories...we all enjoy them..
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stay a few feet away from the chimney..it maybe rotted right next to it...let me know if it has step flashing versus a single long peice...look for rotten wood or hole on the chimney..down near roof level....see how this chim has peices rather than peice?? Image
sometimes flashing is behind the chimney exterior....we want to avoid this...Image look for rust spots or any visible way water can be getting in...see where this would keep water out? Image caulking across the top of the metal will keep water out....

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