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How does a republican commit suicide?
He gathers all his hate into a pile & jumps off.
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A first grade teacher is explaining to her class that she is a Republican and how nice it is that a new Republican president has taken office. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Republicans and support George Bush. Everyone in class raises their hands except one little girl. "Mary," says the teacher with surprise, "why didn't you raise your hand?" Because I'm not a Republican," says Mary. "Well, what are you?" asks the teacher. "I'm a Democrat and proud of it," replies the little girl. The teacher cannot believe her ears. "My goodness, Mary, why are you a Democrat?" she asks. “Well, my momma and papa are Democrats, so I'm a Democrat, too." "Well," says the teacher in an annoyed tone, "that's no reason for you to be a Democrat. You don't always have to be like your parents. What if your momma was a criminal and your papa was a criminal, too, what would you be then?" "Then," Mary smiled, "then we'd be Republicans."
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 Why has this Forums 'Leftist Front' not made mention that the Presidents new space deal will send piles of cash to Brother Jeb's State where N.A.S.A. be?

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George is just trying to lend a hand here. He wants to help you locate Xue.
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 Why has this Forums 'Leftist Front' not made mention that the Presidents new space deal will send piles of cash to Brother Jeb's State where N.A.S.A. be?



Thanks Rob that Florida connection went right by me.
I just thought of the gazillions of dollars it would take and was wishing we could put that money to pay teachers more (yes I'm married to one) and upgrade our schools.
Think of the wealthiest area you know and how good the schools are in that district.
I think every school should be that good.



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 Yes, I too would like to see all the money sent over seas and the congressmens raises go to feed the hungry and pay teachers more. But then I found out teachers make twice what I do but then they have an even more thankless job than I do!!
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I got a better idea. Let's all just not pay our taxes.

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 :JIMK: rearrange the letters in taxes and you get texas.
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