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I ain't norring Maggie but she is norring me!


 Vertical Mom Fer Prez. Wanted you to know I am not ignorring you when I am signed on in the wee hours with my away meskage on. I am illegally downloading songs as I snooze. Now what are you up too these Days that you only ever get online in the middle of the night?

 Maggie is a very patriotic moral Southern Girl at heart and I wanted to post some lyrics somewhere so may as well do it here. Liberals need not read!

Mr. Lincoln
by Hank Williams Jr.

Mr. Lincoln I wish you were here
The Republics changed alot in a hundred years
I don't think its working like you planned
Mr Lincoln we sure could use a hand

I just read the headlines in the Nashville News
And I wish i made this up but im afraid its true
Cause a man was murdered for his money in the street
He was takin his wife to a nice place to eat

When they caught the man he did 23 months of time
He pleaded insanity like they do now all the time
Sir what would you have done in 1859

Now if you shoot someone sir you can get off scott free
its the latest thing mr Lincoln can you believe
Now they sue the manufactures of the guns
aint the law changed alot since 1861

I just heard the new story on the radio
they let dangerous men outta prison now yes sir im afraid its so
cause theyre overcrowded and it was only his fifth offense
and this time he's killed someone does that make any sense

Now my lawyer called me about a nuisance case
Cause everybody sues over any little thing these days
well at least we're right all we gotta do is tell the truth
he said youre living in the past you romantic fool

I said you got that right i lean toward the older ways
And theres damn few back woods lawyers left today

Mr. Lincoln I wish you were here
The Republics changed alot in a hundred years
I don't think its working like you planned
Mr Lincoln we sure could use a hand

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I'm not ignorring you! Nice song, huh? As far as my being on here in the middle of the night it's about the only time I have a chance. I'm out of here at 7:30 in the morning and home at 6:30 at night and until midnight I am being a Mom and studying. No rest for the wicked. I was hoping I could get you to come out here on Monday. I have to go to the University of Utah for my first cadaver class and think I may need someone to hold me up *grin*.
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 New hit on 'Magpie Records', 'Vertical Mom and the Horizontal cadaver'. Don't call the cadaver "Pop" not matter how tempted you be!

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 When do I get to see you in one of those Victoria secret Nurses Uniforms? Tiwster just don't look good in it to me! But that's just Me!

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Nurse my hiney.
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 Why? Does it have a boil on it?

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 Try some drawing salve!!!!!

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Pfffffffft!
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 Oh, Schphincter trouble!

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is maggie becoming an undertaker? or is it undertaktress?

hey maggles.. nice to see you postin again

DFO

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Pineappleheads, Pumkinheads, Drumheads, Moondogs ..There is a miracle called friendship, that dwells in the heart. You do not know how it happens or when it gets it's start

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