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 Kris Samta's Visit!

Twat the Night before Twister
And all through the Forum
Not a raspberry was Jamming
Not even MMT Sirrum

The Mark2's were nestled
All snug in Caroliny
I had visions of Derthy
As Lady Godivy

When Up on Molly's Housetop
There arose such a clatter
While Her and Pop were roofing
Molly knocked over the ladder

LL archived the Chrsitmas cards
Sent to the precious ones
Chocolate shakes in the stockings
Bellowed Carol's just fer fun

When out on the lawn
What did Eye see
A Reindeer named Tom51
With a footlong thingy

Steve A in his 'Save the Whales' shirt
And Rojo in his NRA Hat
Had just knocked Santa Claus
Out in seconds flat

Maggie O made Sugar Plums
Bec's fave Holiday Treat
Twaldo's is Twister Griled Steaks
Says Jim meat's can't be beat

Like the Tatoo upon Xue Breast
And fresh Yellow snow
Gave Larry a 9 iron
In regions below

Flux ran to the Window
Looking for the Season of Glass
Threw open the brown wrapper of 2 Virgins
Dreamt of he and Yoko at last

Ashmanda came marching
With her guitar and flute
Seranading us with Carols
In her Barney jump suit

Twister placed his finger
Inside of his nose
Gave it a pluck
And in his trousers it rose

Pearl had her House Stud
With his tasty kake candy cane
He uses Dunkin donut coffee
As after shave to drive her insane

And wizards hot Yule Log
Make's Derthy sing high Key
Maggierama uses much arsenic
When baking fresh cookie


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 Santa ask's Waldo and Sam to help in delivering packages Fer us all!!
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*glitter*
*Sparkle*
*snowflakes* *Tinsel*
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Yay!! SUGAR PLUMS!!

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 I have gotten out the Chrsitmas story book Sandi sent a coupla years ago, various Chrsitmas pillows and such a coupla Witches sent and am using here at work one of the Christmas mugs some neighbor of the Amish sent. Holidays are People Tue!!

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 was just makin a pot o Joe and taking my stuff to make yer Chrsitmas packages and cards with and noticed the most bootiful sunset. Around here the sunsets are prettier during the cold than they are in the Summer months. Also can hear the Salvation Army bell ringer all Day each time I go out. Heard the 'Wilbury's' Christmas song in K-mart the other night. I feel they could have a lot of fun if ringo did some more stuff with the Wilbury's. What would be his name though?

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Ringlebury !!

Attention K Mart shoppers there's a Rat in aisle 7

Peas and Love and HO HO HO
Derthy

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 It's that time of year - time for TV Land's 4th Annual Merrython! Two Days of holiday episodes filled with enough joy and cheer to put everybody in the holiday spirit. Get a stocking full of TV satisfaction with the 48 hour Merrython,December 20th and December 21st. You've waited all year, and now finally, the 4th annual Merrython is here, only on TV Land!

December 20th
6:00AM The Waltons
Episode #112 "The Best Christmas" The best of all possible Christmas Eve gatherings goes very wrong for the Waltons.
6:30AM The Waltons
Episode #112 "The Best Christmas" continued
7:00AM Gunsmoke
Episode #146 "P.S. Murray Christmas" Seven homeless children en route from a Kansas orphanage to California find a Christmas they have never known.
7:30AM Gunsmoke
Episode #146 " P.S. Murray Christmas" continued
8:00AM The Love Boat
Episode #91 " The Captain's Bird/That's My Dad/Captive Audience" The crew of the Pacific Princess are joined by entertaining guests to celebrate Christmas.
8:30AM The Love Boat
Episode #91 " The Captain's Bird/That's My Dad/Captive Audience" continued
9:00AM I Love Lucy Christmas Special "I Love Lucy Christmas Special" Celebrate Christmas with the Ricardos and the Mertzes.
9:30AM Father Knows Best
Episode #12 "The Christmas Story" Jim takes the family to cut down a Christmas tree on Christmas Eve to recapture the holiday spirit.
10:00AM Hazel
Episode #12 "Hazel's Christmas Shopping" Hazel takes an extra job in a department store in order to buy Missy a nice Christmas present.
10:30AM The Dick Van Dyke Show
Episode #76 "The Alan Brady Show Presents" Alan turns the "The Alan Brady Show" over to his staff for a Christmas Spectacular.
11:00AM Gilligan's Island
Episode #12 "Birds Gotta Fly, Fish Gotta Talk" Gilligan's Christmas wish is to be rescued from the island and it may come true!
11:30AM Happy Days
Episode #27 "Guess Who's Coming to Christmas" The Cunningham's quiet Christmas by themselves changes when they learn that Fonzie is alone.
12:00PM Happy Days
Episode #74 "Richie Branches Out" It's two weeks before Christmas and Richie devises a scheme to meet the poster girl of his dreams.
12:30PM Mr. Ed
Episode #96 "Ed's Christmas Story" It is Christmas and Wilbur has decided to be practical in buying gifts this year...until he gets Ed's list of presents.
1:00PM Gunsmoke
Episode #11 "The Newcomers" A Scandinavian immigrant and his teenage son find the West even wilder than they had imagined when they settle in Dodge City.
1:30PM Gunsmoke
Episode #11 "The Newcomers" continued
2:00PM The Love Boat
Episode #11 "Lonely at the Top/Divorce Me, Please/Silent Night" The ship guests join the crew for a Christmas cruise, and Capt. Stubing has a touch of Scrooge in his attitude.
2:30PM The Love Boat
Episode #11 "Lonely at the Top/Divorce Me, Please/Silent Night" continued
3:00PM Bewitched
Episode #15 "A Vision of Sugar Plums" Samantha tries to prove to a visiting orphan that Santa Claus really exists.
3:30PM Bewitched
Episode #51 "A Vision of Sugar Plums" Pregnant Samantha recalls her first Christmas with Darrin, when she took an orphan to see Santa Claus.
4:00PM Cheers
Episode #120 "A House Is Not A Home" Sam and Diane found their dream home, but Diane's sympathy for the current owners jeopardizes the move.
4:30PM Cheers
Episode #133 "Christmas Cheers" Everyone is mad at Rebecca after she schedules them to work on Christmas Eve.
5:00PM Cheers
Episode #258 "Love Me, Love My Car" Woody's parents send him a live Christmas ham. Rebecca gets attached and tries to save her piglet friend.
5:30PM Happy Days
Episode #74 "Richie Branches Out" It's two weeks before Christmas and Richie devises a scheme to meet the poster girl of his dreams.
6:00PM Archie Bunker's Place
Episode #34 "Custody Pt. 1" Stephanie's all-but-forgotten grandmother turns up on Christmas Eve and Archie is sure she wants something.
6:30PM All In The Family
Episode #26 "Christmas Day at the Bunkers" Archie's yuletide spirit is faint when he complains that he doesn't receive his Christmas bonus.
7:00PM All In The Family
Episode #76 "Edith's Christmas Story" The Bunker's Christmas mood turns grim when Edith has a lump in her breast and is going for an examination.
7:30PM Sanford and Son
Episode #104 "Ebenezer Sanford" Despite attempts by his friends to spread Christmas cheer, Fred becomes a miserable scrooge.
8:00PM Bewitched
Episode #15 "A Vision of Sugar Plums" Samantha tries to prove to a visiting orphan that Santa Claus really exists.
8:30PM Bewitched
Episode #51 "A Vision of Sugar Plums" Pregnant Samantha recalls her first Christmas with Darrin, when she took an orphan to see Santa Claus.
9:00PM All In The Family
Episode #26 "Christmas Day at the Bunkers" Archie's yuletide spirit is faint when he complains that he doesn't receive his Christmas bonus.
9:30PM All In The Family
Episode #76 "Edith's Christmas Story" The Bunker's Christmas mood turns grim when Edith has a lump in her breast and is going for an examination.
10:00PM Sanford and Son
Episode #104 "Ebenezer Sanford" Despite attempts by his friends to spread Christmas cheer, Fred becomes a miserable scrooge.
10:30PM Cheers
Episode #120 "A House is Not A Home" Sam and Diane found their dream home, but Diane's sympathy for the current owners jeopardizes the move.
11:00PM Cheers
Episode #133 "Christmas Cheers" Everyone is mad at Rebecca after she schedules them to work on Christmas Eve.
11:30PM Cheers
Episode #258 "Love Me, Love My Car" Woody's parents send him a live Christmas ham. Rebecca gets attached and tries to save her piglet friend.
12:00AM I Love Lucy Christmas Special "I Love Lucy Christmas Special" Celebrate Christmas with the Ricardos and the Mertzes.
12:30AM Perfect Strangers
Episode #8 "Hunks Like Us" Larry is depressed when he is unable to go to Madison for Christmas.
1:00AM Perfect Strangers
Episode #9 "The Unnatural" Everybody is miserable when Balki invites Mr. Gorpley to the Christmas.
1:30AM Perfect Strangers
Episode #17 "A Christmas Story Larry and Balki are snowed in on Christmas Eve. Larry is disappointed that they can't go to Madison to see his family.
2:00AM Head of The Class
Episode #107 "Vicki's Tom Jeans" Vicki announces that this Christmas is going to be very special for her.
2:30AM Square Pegs
Episode #15 "A Child's Christmas in Weemawee - Part 1" Patty's estranged father decides their relationship needs some holiday togetherness.
3:00AM Square Pegs
Episode #16 " A Child's Christmas in Weemawee - Part 2" Patty must resolve her relationship with her father if the girls want happy holidays.
3:30AM Just The Ten Of Us
Episode #2 "A Christmas Story" Coach Lubbock has been carefully saving money to buy Elizabeth a special Christmas present, an organ.
4:00AM The Love Boat
Episode #91 "The Captain's Bird/That's My Dad/Captive Audience" The crew of the Pacific Princess are joined by entertaining guests to celebrate Christmas.
4:30AM The Love Boat
Episode #91 "The Captain's Bird/That's My Dad/Captive Audience" continued
5:00AM The Waltons
Episode #112 "The Best Christmas" The best of all possible Christmas Eve gatherings goes very wrong for the Waltons.
5:30AM The Waltons
Episode #112 "The Best Christmas"

December 21st
6:00AM The Waltons
Episode #188 "The Spirit" Small, seemingly unrelated thefts occur around Walton's Mountain; Jeffrey's friend who revives his Christmas spirit.
6:30AM The Waltons
Episode #188 "The Spirit" continued
7:00AM MacGyver
Episode #94 "The Madonna" MacGyver discovers the meaning of Christmas when he befriends a mysterious homeless woman.
7:30AM MacGyver
Episode #94 "The Madonna" continued
8:00AM The Love Boat
Episode #11 "Lonely at the Top/Divorce Me, Please/Silent Night" It's Christmas and Dennis tries to find Christmas presents before the holiday.
8:30AM The Love Boat
Episode #11 "Lonely at the Top/Divorce Me, Please/Silent Night" continued
9:00AM Dennis The Menace
Episode#11 "Dennis & Christmas" Celebrate Christmas with the Ricardos and the Mertzes.
9:30AM Father Knows Best
Episode #78 "The Angel's Sweater" Jim's sister, Aunt Neva comes to spend Christmas.
10:00AM Hazel
Episode #114 "Just 86 Shopping Minutes To Christmas" George is watching the mink coat Harry bought for his wife, but Dorothy finds it and thinks it's for her!
10:30AM The Brady Bunch
Episode #12 "The Voice of Christmas" Carol loses her voice, and Cindy asks the department store Santa to make her mom well.
11:00AM The Bob Newhart Show
Episode #87 "Bob Has to Have His Tonsils Out..." Christmas Eve, Bob's in the hospital with tonsillitis; his friends have "Christmas-itis."
11:30AM Happy Days
Episode #131 "Christmas Time" Fonzie has bitter Christmas memories about his father.
12:00PM Happy Days
Episode #173 "White Christmas" Marion anxiously awaits a call from Richie as she prepares Christmas eve dinner.
12:30PM The Monkees
Episode #47 "The Christmas Show" The Monkees try to teach a cold-hearted child the true spirit of Christmas.
1:00PM MacGyver
Episode #94 "The Madonna" MacGyver discovers the meaning of Christmas when he befriends a mysterious homeless woman.
1:30PM MacGyver
Episode #94 "The Madonna" continued
2:00PM The Love Boat
Episode #91 "The Captain's Bird/That's My Dad/Captive Audience" The crew of the Pacific Princess are joined by entertaining guests to celebrate Christmas.
2:30PM The Love Boat
Episode #91 "The Captain's Bird/That's My Dad/Captive Audience" continued
3:00PM Bewitched
Episode #123 "Humbug Not To Be Spoken Here" Samantha teaches cranky client Mr. Mortimer all about Christmas.
3:30PM Bewitched
Episode #184 "Santa Comes to Visit and Stays and Stays" Tabitha tells Sam that her friend doesn't believe in Santa Claus. Esmerelda comes to help for a few days.
4:00PM Family Ties
Episode #14 "A Christmas Story" A blizzard forces the Keatons to spend Christmas at home; the family reminisces of the births of the children.
4:30PM Family Ties
Episode #37 "A Keaton Christmas Carol" A cynical Alex finds the spirit of Christmas in a dream, when he's shown the past and future by ghosts of Mallory and Jennifer.
5:00PM Family Ties
Episode #145 "Miracle In Columbus" Alex agrees to take over Skippy's role as Santa at the mall after he learns about the excellent pay.
5:30PM Happy Days
Episode #131 "Christmas Time" Fonzie has bitter Christmas memories about his father.
6:00PM Archie Bunker's Place
Episode #35 "Custody Pt. 2" Archie hires the best lawyer he can find to fight Stephanie's grandmother's custody claim, but as he heads off to court, he despairs that Stephanie may not ever return home.
6:30PM All In The Family
Episode #149 "The Draft Dodger" On Christmas Archie is playing host to a draft dodger and a father whose son was killed in the war.
7:00PM All In The Family
Episode #193 "Bogus Bills" Christmas tis not the season to be jolly for Archie when someone passes counterfeit money at the bar.
7:30PM The Andy Griffith Show
Episode #11 "A Christmas Story" Andy and Barney give a Christmas party in the jail for a prisoner and his family.
8:00PM Bewitched
Episode #123 "Humbug Not To Be Spoken Here" Samantha teaches cranky client Mr. Mortimer all about Christmas.
8:30PM Bewitched
Episode #184 "Santa Comes to Visit and Stays and Stays" Tabitha tells Sam that her friend doesn't believe in Santa Claus. Esmerelda comes to help for a few days.
9:00PM All In The Family
Episode #149 "The Draft Dodger" On Christmas Archie is playing host to a draft dodger and a father whose son was killed in the war.
9:30PM All In The Family
Episode #193 "Bogus Bills" Christmas tis not the season to be jolly for Archie when someone passes counterfeit money at the bar.
10:00PM All In The Family
Episode #194 "The Bunker Go West" The holidays take on a special meaning with the Bunkers when it looks like Mike, Gloria and grandson Joey will be coming home for Christmas.
10:30PM The Andy Griffith Show
Episode #11 "A Christmas Story" Andy and Barney give a Christmas party in the jail for a prisoner and his family.
11:00PM Family Ties
Episode #14 "A Christmas Story" A blizzard forces the Keatons to spend Christmas at home; the family reminisces of the births of the children.
11:30PM Family Ties
Episode #37 "A Keaton Christmas Carol" A cynical Alex finds the spirit of Christmas in a dream, when he's shown the past and future by ghosts of Mallory and Jennifer.
12:00AM Family Ties
Episode#145 "Miracle In Columbus" Alex agrees to take over Skippy's role as Santa at the mall after he learns about the excellent pay.
12:30AM Welcome Back Kotter
Episode #38 "Hark The Sweatkings" The Sweathogs befriend a bum who appears every year at Christmas time at the Buchanan schoolyard.
1:00AM Welcome Back Kotter
Episode #71 "Sweathog Christmas Special" Merriment, mistletoe, and menorahs are the beginnings of a Merry Christmas celebration.
1:30AM Welcome Back Kotter
Episode #87 "A Winter's Coat Tale" Vinnie buys himself a new coat for Christmas, but it's stolen before he has a chance to enjoy it.
2:00AM WKRP in Cincinnati
Episode #37 "Jennifer's Home For Christmas" The gang believes that Jennifer is going to be alone for Christmas.
2:30AM WKRP in Cincinnati
Episode #52 "Bah, Humbug" Christmas bonus time is drawing close, will Arthur Carlson remain his Scrooge-like self and stiff the staff?
3:00AM Brady Bunch
Episode #12 "The Voice of Christmas" Carol loses her voice, and Cindy asks the department store Santa to make her mom well.
3:30AM Happy Days
Episode #173 "White Christmas" Marion anxiously awaits a call from Richie as she prepares Christmas eve dinner.
4:00AM Happy Days
Episode #221 "All I Want For Christmas" Fonzie helps when Heather asks Santa reunite her mother and her grandparents.
4:30AM The Honeymooners
Episode #13 "The Night Before Christmas" A Classic-TV-style re-telling of the story of "The Gift of the Magi."
5:00AM The Waltons
Episode #188 "The Spirit" Small, seemingly unrelated thefts occur around Walton's Mountain; Jeffrey's friend who revives his Christmas spirit.
5:30AM The Waltons
Episode #188 "The Spirit" continued
 
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 During the TVLand Merrython they showed a commercial for 'The Concert For George'!!

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 They also played the 'Beach Boys Christmas deluxe cd' commercial!!

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