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 Sandi Balls!!

Dashing out the door
With a cell phone on her side
Thinking of what cathy said
Was the reason she Loves Ringo's eyes

Stuffed her wonder bra
With lots of Ringo pics
When me and the boys
get to her house
her hot tub will be full of pricks

Chorus

Sandi Balls
And that ain't all
She also cooks and cleans
Magic Alex is a lucky bloke
Got the sweetest Gal ever seen

She invites me up
Every Thanksgiving
Butt I seem to never go
We need to take
The whole Moondog gang
And eat Toikey in the snow

Dashing round the hot tubs
Larry's been submerged all Day
Watching submarine races
We now know he ain't gay

Brought his mask and snorkle
PC brought his snorkle Tue
His ain't for breathing air
it's made for breeding Zoo

Chorus 2

Sandi Balls
In her underalls
Twister holds the cam
The sweet tater pie is baking
The Ham sure looks like Sam

Maggie makes the dressing
Waldo wears none
Manon bakes the red rasberry pie
I mention everyone else in this line
so none of you have to cry!!

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note* dear Sandi..save those properties...(click um)lets see if my boy can add to that!!!the ol'bat rastard :twister:

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Sung to the tune of... or did you write special music too, Rat? A lovely poem/song. I can't wait to sing it with all of you! Maybe Brian Wilson will add some harmonies!
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quote:

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 Sandi Balls!!

Dashing round the hot tubs
Larry's been submerged all Day
Watching submarine races
We now know he ain't gay

Brought his mask and snorkle
PC brought his snorkle Tue
His ain't for breathing air
it's made for breeding Zoo




Gee Rat, I really am grateful that you finally ended the ever-fallacious (NOT Falacio) "Larry is Gay" rumor. It was starting to wound my mojo and certainly discourage dates with hotties. Thanks again; if there is anything I can ever do for you....Perhaps dispel rumors about sex changes or anything like that, please call on me.
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let me be frank with you larry...... emoticon

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 Hey Hotlips!! I wanna be Frank!!

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Larry we thought you knew....we are all gay here.
Except Twister.
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Steve, what a relief to finally be out!
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yes Sandi, the burden is lifted.
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 "takes 2 hands to handle a Whopper"

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