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Re: HOLY COW YOU GUYS ARE STILL HERE!!!
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"Me and Mrs Jones, we got a thang going on"
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4/20/2007, 8:26 pm
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TordyGal
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#1 hottie.
hehe
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4/23/2007, 10:42 am
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Steve A
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maybe it's puppy pic time again
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4/23/2007, 11:18 pm
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Yes, all the females around here don't like real humour they like things like 'Lady and the Tramps'. Dang 'Hot Bush' was funnier. All the Ladies say "Oh 'Ed, your so clever and witty". Steve a can't even get Poil to pick him up a free bumper sticker from Beatlefest. The Ladies Loves them some 'Ed the Italian Stallion Bastage! And some Ladies don't like Hot Coreys Love making cd. And I'm not talking bout Rachel on that one!
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TordyGal
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Re: HOLY COW YOU GUYS ARE STILL HERE!!!
ya motha weahs ahmy boots and ya daddy weahs high heels...
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4/24/2007, 10:51 am
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A new semester is starting for my class for Dudes who need alittle assistance in how to treat a lady. Costs are minimal and you will be required to write a paper and do extensive field study. You will learn when to buy flowers, how to cook Italian food and how to listen to a woman when she talks. You will learn the subtle art of body language and eye contact. Sign up now, slots are limited. Your lady will thank you for it and you will thank me for her thanking you, if you know what I mean.
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4/24/2007, 12:59 pm
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TordyGal
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if i were to teach a class to men:
Learn how to listen.
Learn how to TALK.
Learn how to put down the remote (or guitar, or computer, or monkey wrench)
Learn how to be a man and not be a pussy
Learn how to take charge of your household
Learn how to NOT date/marry someone who's too lazy or femme-empowered to do your laundry, cook your meals, mend your clothing, and change your damned oil. YOU DO NOT WANT A WOMAN WHO WILL NOT DO THESE THINGS.
Learn how to deal with children
Learn how to do small construction projects
Learn how to work on cars
Learn how to have an intelligent conversation
Learn how not to cheat
Learn how to be a leader.
thats just the first week...
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4/24/2007, 2:00 pm
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I can agree with most of that and cover most of it in my class with the exception of 'putting down the guitar.' Sorry, if it's a choice between a woman and my Martin D-12...The Martin wins. My wife knew that going into the relationship. I luvs me guitar. Besides...chicks dig musicians.
Write a love song to your lady. I need say no more.
Oh Yeah..chicks dig the long ball too.
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4/24/2007, 2:34 pm
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TordyGal
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im a musician. i didnt want my man writing me love songs.
actually, i just wanted him to stop cheating...
haha
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4/24/2007, 3:51 pm
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Ratmannnn
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George Carlin has a short Love song on one of his albums. and it goes like this....
I sent my sinuses to Arizona
I sent my liver to Peru
I sent my lungs and my kidneys
For the Summer to Sydney
But I'm sending my Heart to You!
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