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Kobayashi Got Beat!


Who watched the annual 4th of July hot dog eating contest yesterday???

The U.S. finally got its crown back in this all-American pig contest! After winning for 6 years straight that Japanese boy Kobayashi got whipped - this American kid named Chestnut showed up and ate 66 hot dogs. Buns and all! Kobayashi tried to keep up, but after his 63rd dog he barfed!!! Take that kid! That'll teach you to come over here and mess with the U.S.A. at their own game!!

Now, anybody from this board care to enter next year's contest? I bet we could get a grubstake together to pay the entry fees for the right guy if he chose to step up....
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 I can't eat half what I could as a skinny teen. But my Niece in Law could whoop em all as she loves her some gas station hot dogs!

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But I thought you lived on nuthin but hot dogs with relish and swisher sweet kings - two packs of each each day! Now that'll keep the germs dead! Yes sir, no chance a guy would get sick living on that; that stuff'll kill any microbes that dare come near!
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 Must be the rodent hairs and roach droppings in the hot dogs!

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Well, be that as it may, I sure was rootin' for the U.S. big time in that hot dog contest, and I'm glad they won. Screw you Kobayashi! You 64 hot dog eatin' wannabe!!!!
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 Heard Kobayashi spent the Weekend with Hot Corey and hurt his jaw somehow!

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Did he now?? Wow. Did Hot Corey have any injuries to report, or did he survive the Kobayashi experience unscathed??
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 Well, he wasn't able to shave his arse hurl hairs for a coupla days!

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OK, it's that time of year again! Kobayashi vs. Joey Chestnut, tomorrow, 12 PM Eastern on ESPN. Can Kobyashi top Chestnut's record from last year or 66 hot dogs down the hatch in 10 minutes? Or will he throw up again? Word is he's been training all year to get his title back. Vegas is laying better odds on Chestnut, but you'll have to tune in to see who wins!

But more importantly, is there truth to the rumor I heard that there's going to be an amateur hot dog eating contest tomorrow in Panama City, between the Ratman and Hot Corey? I once heard that the Ratman feller can eat two packs of hot dogs in one sitting, no problem, as long as there's plenty of sweet pickle relish around to slop on top of 'em. So, even though I heared that Hot Corey does love him some tube staeks to wrap his lips around, my money's on that Ratman guy for the one thats can stomach the most weiners!!!!

Happy 4th of July everybody!

But a final thing though - I won't officially consider it the 4th of July until Ratman posts the entire lyrics to Silent Homecoming somewhere on this message board as the utmost in patriotic gestures. So Ratman hurry up and get it on here already! I look forward to reading it all over again! best wishes - Tom
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 Man when you post it is always a classic. Hot Corey does love him some all beef weiners and will eat pork as well. I will be selling hot dogs all Weekend to the line of pick up trucks lined up around the block waiting in line for their shot with the ex hag!

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