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You Can't Fight City Hall (Values)!!!!


 But dating is ok! City Hall folk faithfully practice internal affairs. Their theme song is “Me and Mrs Jones, we go a thing going on”. Their mentor is Bill Clinton. If that nasty gremlin (morals) creeps it's ugly head and you tell yourself you won't sleep with anyone unless you love them, don't fret. Remember that you can do anything except the hibbity dibbity and it is ok not to be in love. Just another perk of City Hall values. And apparently if you are separated but not yet divorced, no problem. That is the green light for “Anything goes” (Conscience and morals are a real bother when your main goal is to just have fun). And who cares what Hubby thinks? If he ask questions you can with this program tell him it is “None of his damn beeswax” and he has to accept that. Just another fringe benefit of the program.

  So take a new friend to the rodeo. Or to dinner at Golden Corral B.Y.O.C. (Bring your own candles). Swap furniture with them, give them your old car. Go every night to their tiki bar swimming pool and don't worry about the kids, they will be ok at Home alone. And spend the night. Don't come Home till morning just long enough to change your clothes for work.

  Take your new friend to Thursday night karaoke and drink and dance your arse off. You married? No problem, it is all ok as long as your “Having Fun”. Invite the new friend over for Sunday dinner and let Mom meet your new play thing. Then go for a ride in his truck and feel more like a woman than you have in years. Go for a motorcycle ride, and if you have an out of town friend with a lake house by all means go visit him there. And remember no matter what you are up to, just tell everyone you two are just “Good Friends” and it'll be ok.

   And don't worry if you don't understand the “Games People Play” rules when you start. You'll make neat new friends who tell you that partying and having fun are the way to go and that divorce is not only no big deal, but the in thing to do as everyone is doing it. At City Hall, painting the town red, divorce and having fun is not just a job requirement, it is an adventure.

   City Hall values at their best!

 Any resemblance of this story and anyone living or dead is purely a crying shame!

 :Cybergie:

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as Ratman continues to get over it and move forward.

Or not.
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 Mayhaps moving a bit from sadness and onto step two, disgust and anger!

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disgust and anger, we haven't seen those emotions before.
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 I've only just begun!

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rent or buy The Office on dvd. Start with Season 1.

It's funnier than hell and will make you feel better

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 Is it about co-workers serial fornicating with no remorse?

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there is some of that
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 As there is everywhere, sadly enough!

 :mool:

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the funniest guy on tv

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